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Why is Humans Having Sex Illegal? Un-Happy Ending of Robert Kraft

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Patriots owner Robert Kraft is getting a lot of heat recently for getting a rub n tug at a massage parlor. He was charged with soliciting prostitution at the Orchids of Asia massage parlor after hidden cameras allegedly showed him paying for sex. While we don’t condone sex trafficking in any form, we say, lighten up Francis…Kraft got a freaking harmless handjob! Details of the encounter is that once inside the room, Kraft “turned over onto his back” before “the lights in the room go out,” though a hand can be seen giving him a handjob. Two minutes later, the video shows a woman “wiping Kraft’s penis with a white towel.” Its common knowledge that 90% of Asian massage parlors are dishing out tugs, and that every once in a while LE will conduct stings to send a message. We here at handjobhub say legalize the tug. A handjob REALLY is harmless. Check our Ron Whites take on Krafts tug on Rogan. Hilarious.

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